दो लडकी आपस मे बात कर रही थी।

1. Do ladakiyaan aapas mein baaten kar raheen thee. 
pahalee ladakee: aaj ke baad kisee bhee ladake par vishvaas nahin karungee. sab saale jhoothe, dhokhebaaz aur kameene hote hain. 
doosaree ladakee: kyon kya hua? tere boyaphrend ne tujhe kuchh kaha kya? 
pahalee ladakee: naam mat lo us jhoothe, dhokhebaaz ka. main to aaj ke baad usaka munh bhee nahin dekhoongee. 
doosaree ladakee ne hairaanee se poochha: kyon, aisa kya ho gaya? kya tumane use kisee aur ladakee ke saath pakad liya hai? 
pahalee ladakee: are nahin, usane mujhe mere doosare boyaphrend ke saath dekh liya. jabaki usane mujhe kal kaha tha ki vo kuchh dinon ke lie shahar se baahar ja raha hai.😁😁😁😁😁

2. ladakee : sho gaya mera shona ? 😍 
ladaka : haan 😏
 ladakee : to phir raiply kaise kiya mere shone ne ?😘
 ladaka : main shone ka baap bol raha hoon.. bahooraanee so jao ab 😏
 exam hai kal tere shone ka …. agar phel ho gaya na tera shona 😡 
to main tere shone ko itana maaroonga ki sone laayak nahin bachega…. samajhee 😡 😡

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