संता ने बंता से कया कहा कि बंता बेहोस हो गया।

1. santa (naukar se) – zara dekh to baahar sooraj nikala ya nahin ? 
naukar – baahar to andhera hai ! 
santa – are to torch jalaakar dekh le kaamachor 😆😎😎😜 
2. santa: ham pati-patnee tamil seekhana chaahate hain! 
banta: vo kyon? 
santa: hamane ek tamil bachcha god liya hai!ham sochate hain jab vo bolane lage to usase pahale pahale ham tamil seekh len!😬😂 
3. santa) – doktar saahab 2 saal pahale mujhe bukhaar aaya tha . 
doktar- to ab kya ? 
santa – aapane nahaane ko mana kiya tha, aaj idhar se gujar raha tha to socha ki poochhata chaloo ..”ab naha loon kya” ??😆😎😎😜😜😜 
4. santa ka sar phat gaya…. 
doktar:- ye kaise hua? 
santa:-main eent se patthar tod raha tha. ek aadamee ne mujhase kaha, “kabhee khopadee ka istemaal bhee kar liya kar.”  😁😁😁😁
5. santa :-aaj phir mujhe aaliya bhatt ko kis karane ko dil kar raha hai . 
banta:-kya ??????tum aaliya ko pahale kis kar chuke ho? 
santa:- nahin, ek baar pahale bhee dil kiya tha ! 😀
6.ek neegro bas mein apane bachche ke saath ja raha tha…. 
kandaktar ne usaka bachch dekhakar kaha itana kaala bachcha mainne abhi tak nahin dekha😁😁😁
 neegro ko gussa aaya, lekin vo kuchh nahin bola aur seet par aakar muh phulaakar baith gaya. 
santa ne usase poochha: “kya hua bhaee saahab”? 
neegro ne santa se kaha: are yaar, us kandaktar ne beijjatee kar dee. . . . . 
santa : are maar saale ko jaakar . . . la ye chimpaanjee ka bachcha mujhe pakada de… saala kaatega to nahin…….. 😛😝😛😝

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