App divorce ku lena chati he

1. jaj aurat se : haan to bataie aapake talaak kee zameen kya hai ?

aurat : zameen, shahar ke beecho beech ek bahut bada bangala hai aur usake paas thodee see khaalee zameen hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

jaj : nahin – nahin , mere kahane ka matalab hai ki talaaq ke lie graunds kya hai 😏😏?
aurat : graund to bangale ke paas hee hai par jyaada bada nahin hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
jaj : aap samajh nahin rahee hai main aadhaar kee baat kar raha hoon 😈😈 ?
aurat : aadhaar kaard to bana hua hai par usaka kaimara achchha nahin tha to photo achchhee nahin aaee 😜😝
jaj : talaak kee neenv kya hai 😈 😈 😈? ?
aurat: neenv bahut gaharee hai aap fikr na kare 😜😜
jaj : devee jee aap talaaq kyon lena chaahatee hai 😌😌?
aurat: talaak main nahin mere pati lena chaahate hai 😯😯
jaj aurat ke pati se : aapake apanee patnee se talaak lene kee vajah kya hai πŸ€’πŸ€’?
pati : yahee magazamaaree jo abhee aapake saath huee mere saath roz hotee hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
jaj kee aankhon mein onsoo aa gye





2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ pati haath paanv chhilavaakar aur ek aankh sujavaakar ghar aaya… 😏

patnee ne ghabaraakar pati se poochha : kya hua ???😌

pati : kuchh nahin, ek aurat skootee se takkar maar ke nikal gaee 😏😏
patnee : – to usake skootar ka nambar not kiya, kaun thee ?? kuchh to yaad hoga 😦
pati : – nahin, dard ke kaaran skootar ka rang aur nambar to nahin dekh paaya par πŸ€’bahut goree va sunahare baal vaalee thee 😍 usane gahare hare rang ka soot pahana thaπŸ˜—, gulaabee kalar 
kee choodiyaan , 😚gahare laal kalar kee lipastik, kaanon mein heere kee baaliyaan thee, haathon mein mehandee lagee thee πŸ˜„aur haan daayen gaal pe hothon ke paas til bhee tha …πŸ˜ͺ itana bataate hee patidev kee doosaree aankh bhee sooj gayee πŸ€’ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚





3. patnee : tum koee bhee kaam dhang se nahin karate ho ?😈😈


pati : ab kya hua ? kya kar diya aisa mainne ? 😏😏

patnee : tumane jo kal chylindair lagaaya tha 😈😈
pati : haan lagaaya tha 😏😏
patnee : pata nahin kaise lagaaya kal se do baar doodh ubala donon baar hee doodh phat gaya πŸ˜―πŸ˜―πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œπŸ˜ƒ



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