Beta teri koi Girlfriend hai

Beta teri koi girlfriend hai
Beta teri koi girlfriend hai

ek dukhiyaara pati beevee kee daant sunakar baahar nikala aur ek kutte ke paas jaakar baith gaya… phir kutte se bola – tujhamen aur mujhamen sirph do pairon ka hee phark hai, baakee haalaat ek jaise hee hain…!!! pita – beta teree koee girlfriend hai? beta – nahin pita – beta aajakal to sabakee koee na koee garlaphrend hotee hai, thoda soshal bano. beta (sharamaate hue) – haan paapa, ek hai! phir pita ne jamakar koota aur kaha – haraamakhor, tabhee ko phel ho raha hai too…!!! pati – pata hai, videshon mein talaak lena bahut aasaan hai! patnee – jaanatee hoon, tabhee to vahaan kee ladakiyaan shaadee ke samay rotee nahin hain…!!! maan (apane bete se) – tera phon aaya tha, vo poochh rahee thee mera bachcha kaisa hai? beta pareshaan… phir maan bolee – sach-sach bata… too kisee aur ko bhee maan bolane laga hai kya…!!! ek skootar ke aage ‘praiss’ likha hua tha. mainne poochha kis akhabaar mein kaam karate ho? skootar vaala bola : saahab dhobee hoon , sosaeetee mein kapade prais karata hoon . teechar – sanjoo yamuna nadee kahon bahatee hai ? sanjoo – jameen par teechar – nakshe mein bataon kahon bahatee hai ? sanjoo – nakshe mein kaise bah sakatee hai, naksha gal nahin jaega sonoo nigam : subah -subah meree neend aazaan se khulatee hai paakistaanee : khushanaseeb ho bhaee jaan , hamaaree to bam dhamaake se khulatee hai dukaanadaar : kaisa soot dikhaoon ? mahila : padosan tadap – tadap kar dam tod de aisa

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