Beta Tumhare Ghar Mai Sabse Chota Kon Hai

1. Master ji- batao, kutta puchh kyu hilata hai? 
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Pappu- kyuki puchh me itni takat nhi hoti ki vo kutte ko hila sake….!!!!!
2.  * Ek pati ke suvichar*
Kash tum shakkar hoti
Kabhi to mitha bolti
* Ek patni ke suvichar*
Kash tum adrak hote
Kasam se, jee bhar ke kutti.

3.  Ladki- kya kar rhe ho?
Ladka- machhar mar rha hu!
Ladki- kitne mate?
Ladka- panch mare, teen female or do male!
Ladki- kaise pata chala ki male kon hai or female kon?
Ladka- teen aayine par baithe the or bear ke paas…!!!

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