A man took his ailing grandmother to see the local doctor.
Doctor: Open your mouth Grandma…
Grandma: Your wife roams around with your compounder every evening…
Just don’t open my mouth more than this.
Astrology: Your palm says that
You have a lot of money under the house
But it will not be of any use or use to you.
Kallu: – Panditji is rightly said.
There are banks just below my flat!
Girl: – Brother, please return this dress .. which was taken yesterday
Shopkeeper: – What happened sister. Did not like the color or print?
Girl: – It is a matter of wearing it
Photo was uploaded on Facebook and Whatsapp status ..
Not a single one came!
Professor: – Explain what the hand bracelet means to RC
Pappu: – Women who drive by wearing bracelets in their hands,
The police do not ask them for RC
Professor sir set all the books on fire.
Sharma reached to the psychiatrist
Doctor – “What’s the problem”
“We have no problem.” We are Emperor Akbar, the emperor may have a problem. The problem is of our begum Jodha Bai.
“What’s their problem?”
“She thinks she is Mrs. Sharma
A friend – what else is going on in life
The second friend – Ghashaddrabhashvajvabbad.
First friend – not understanding anything?
Second friend – yes this is going on.
Wife – What do I donate my old clothes?
Husband – throw away, what to donate ..
Wife – No, there are many poor, hungry and thirsty women in the world, anyone will wear a bachari…
Husband – Whoever comes to your clothes, will not be hungry or thirsty… Now the husband is absconding from home.
Girl: – Brother, pour 100 rupees of petrol.
Petrolman: – Put ma’am.
Girl: – How many rupees?
Petrolman: – Two hundred, but you give one hundred and fifty!