Ek acha pati apni patni se

Ek acha pati apni patni se

ladakee vaale: kitana kama lete ho main: is maheene 2 karod kamae ladakee vaale: phir kya kiya? main: phir ‘teen pattee’ aip haing ho gaya. patnee (gusse mein) : main ghar chhodakar ja rahee hoon pati : theek hai, main nirmal baaba ke paas ja raha hoon patnee (muskuraate hue) : kyon? mujhe vaapas paane ke lie praarthana karoge? pati : nahin, bataane ja raha hoon ki krpa aane lagee ek saphal pati banane ke lie tip ( apanee risk par ) beevee: main poora ghar sambhaalatee hoon, kichan sambhaalatee hoon, bachchon ko sambhaalatee hoon. tum kya karate ho ?? pati: main khud ko sambhaalata hoon. tumhaaree nasheelee aankhen dekhakar.. beevee: hat! chalo batao aaj kya banaoon tumhaaree pasand ka ? prashn : pahale annda aaya ya murgee ? uttar : sabase pahale chakhana aaya phir anda. aur baad mein murgee aaee phir 2 biyar aur aaee. laast mein bil aaya.. sanee liyone komedee naits vith kapil mein aayee to ek darshak ne kaha “main aapaka bahut bada prashanshak hoon. mainne aapakee saaree philmen dekhee hai. kya main aapake saath aapakee film ka ek step kar sakata hoon.” is par siddhoo ne kaha – “guru, har peela phool aam nahin hota, har seeta ka pati raam nahin hota. thodee jeb dheelee karo aur uthao hotal ka kharcha, kyoki ye vo step hai jo khule aam nahin hota. thoko taalee.


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