Imran haashamee ek kosmetik kee shop par gaya

1.imaraan haashamee ek kosmetik kee shop par gaya aur dukaanadaar se bola.. imaraan haashamee- bhaiya, ek lipastik dena dukaanadaar- saab, kaun sa kalar doon? imaraan haashamee- yaar kalar ko golee maar..bas test achchha hona chaahie. 2. ek din romaantik kitaab padhate-padhate patnee ne pati se poochha. patnee- agar koee khoobasoorat naujavaan mujhe bhagaakar le ja raha ho aur tum saamane aa jao to tum kya karoge? pati- main usase kahoonga, “ai khuda ke nek bande, bhagaakar le jaane kee kya jaroorat hai, aaraam se le jao” 3. ek bhikhaaree apane donon haatho mein katora lekar bheekh maang raha tha. chintoo ne usake ek katore mein 5 roope daale aur poochha… chintoo- ye doosara katora kis lie hai? bhikhaaree- saahab mein apane dhandhe ko bada kar raha hoon, isalie doosaree braanch kholee Hai.

4.hospital mein buree tarah zakhmee panditajee se milane gae. maine poochha- kya hua tha? kaise lagee? pandit jee bole- yaar karavaachauth kee shaam ko chhat par teree bhaabhee se apanee aadat ke anusaar hadabadee mein bol diya, “jaldee pooja karo..do-teen jagah aur jaana hai”. 5. ek din teetee ne bholoo ko pletaphorm pe pakad liya. teetee (bholoo se)- chal tikat dikha. bholoo- are main tren mein aaya hee nahin hoon. teetee- is baat ka kya saboot hai? bholoo- abe, saboot yahee hai ki mere paas tikat nahin hai. (bechaara bholoo pichhale do dinon se jel mein band hai) 6.raajoo- mainne apanee patnee ko 12veen paas karavaee, phir beee, phir eme karavaaya aur usakee sarakaaree job lagava dee. ab kya karoon? shyaamoo- bas ab ek achchha sa ladaka dekhakar shaadee karava de.. 7.pati apanee naukaraanee se pyaar karata tha… ek din vah chupake se naukaraanee se romaans kar raha tha. pati- tum to meree beevee se bhee sundar ho naukaraanee- jhooth mat bolo maalik pati- nahin sach bol raha hoon… naukaraanee- achchha draivar to bol raha tha, mem saahab hee jyaada sundar hain.. pati behosh!!

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