Kal aap mujhe neend me gaaliyaan de rahe the .

patni pati se : kal aap mujhe neend me gaaliyaan de rahe the . pati : kya kaha . patni : kal maine achchhee tarah se suna, aap neend me mujhe gaaliyaan de rahe the . pati : nahin aapakee galataphahamee hai . patni : kya galataphahamee ? pati : ke mai soya tha ! reeto – suna hai kee svarg me patee aur patnee ko saath-saath nahee rahane dete.. aisa kyon ? santa – are pagalee isee lie to use svarg kahate Hai. sharma jee apane padosee ke ghar pahunche aur bole- dekhie aapake ladake ne mere kamare ka sheesha eent maarakar tod diya. padosee (sharma jee se)- aap usakee harakato par dhyaan mat deejie vah to paagal hai. sharma jee (padosee se) – to phir apane makaan ka sheesha kyon nahin todata? padosee (sharma jee se)- kyonki vah itana paagal bhee nahin hai

maan (bete se)- ‘tumhaara ophis mein kaam kaisa chal raha hai?‘ beta (maan se)- ‘mere neeche 25 aadamee kaam karate hai.‘ maan – ‘to kya too abhee se aphasar ho gaya?‘ beta- maan, ‘main oopar kee manjil mein kaam karata hoon.

ek sharaabee chhat par se neeche gir gaya sab log aae aur poochhane lage kee kya hua. sharaabee: pata nahin bhaee main bhee jast abhee neeche aaya hoon. patnee: ajee sunate ho? upar se vah baig utaar dena! mera haath kuchh chhota pad raha hai.. pati: to jabaan se try kar le…. pati ichu mein hai…. mahila: bhaiya sahee ret lagao ham hamesha yahee se saamaan le jaate hai dukaanadaar:bhagavaan se daro bahanajee abhee kal hee is dukaan kee opaning huee hai premika (premee se)- tum itane ghabaraaye kyon ho? premee (premika se)- mujhe ek vyakti kee or se dhamakee bhara khat mila hai ki mainne usakee patnee se milana nahin chhoda to vah mera khoon kar dega. premika (premee se)- to phir tum usakee patnee se milana kyon nahin chhod dete? premee (premika se)- par dhamakee bhara khat gumanaam vyakti ne likha hai. main kaise jaan sakata hoon ki usakee patnee kaun hai?

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