Kal Ek Sadhu Baba Mile.

Kal Ek Sadhu Baba Mile.



kal ek saadhoo baaba mile, mainne poochha – kaise hain baabaajee…? baabaajee bole – ham to saadhu hain beta, hamaara ‘raam’ hamen jaise rakhata hai ham vaise hee rahate hain…! tum to sukhee ho na bachcha…? main bola – ham to saansaarik log hain baabaajee hamaaree ‘seeta’ hamen jaise rakhatee hai, ham vaise hee rahate Hain.

patnee – shaadee kya hai? pati – ‘maan bhee jao’ se lekar ‘bhaad mein jao’ tak ka saphar hee shaadee hai! baakee sab to moh-maaya hai…!!!

ek mahila ne embulens bulaane ke lie 108 nambar par kol kiya. oparetar – aapako kya samasya hai ? mahila – mere pair kee angulee tebal se takara gaee hai. oparetar – hansate hue, aur is ke lie aap embulens bulaana bulaana chaahatee hain. mahila – nahin, embulens to main pati ke lie manga rahee hoon, unhen hansana nahin chaahie tha. mareej – doktar, main khaana na khaoon to mujhe bhookh lag jaatee hai, jyaada kaam karata hoon to thak jaata hoon, der tak jaga rahoon to neend aa jaatee hai, main kya karoon ? doktar – raat bhar dhoop mein baithe raho, sahee ho jaoge. sarvashreshth yogaasan : patnee kuchh kahe to gardan do baar oopar neeche karen phaayade : isase aapaka jeevan khushahaal rahega. dhyaan den : bhool se gardan daen-baen na karen, yah jaanaleva ho sakata hai.. chhaatr : sar jee.. teechar : haan bolo chhaatr : mainne jo kaam nahin kiya kya aap usakee mujhe saja denge..? teechar : nahin, bilkul nahin! chhaatr : mainne aaj homavark nahin kiya…

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