Ladke vaale ladakee dekhane aaye

Ladke vaale ladakee dekhane aaye
Ladke vaale ladakee dekhane aaye

bahin kee bidaeepar chhota bhaee bola: “paapa, deedee ro rahee hai lekin jeejoo to nahin ro rahe!” “beta, deedee get tak roegee, jeejoo kabr tak roega….” beefed :- ajee sunate ho khushanaseeb ko inglish mein kya kahate pati:- anamairid beevee:- de belan ,, de chimata,, de Pukani
ladake vaale ladakee dekhane aaye…. ladake vaale – aapakee ladakee ka kya naam hai ladakee vaale – hamaaree pyaaree, sabakee pyaaree, raamapyaaree ladakee vaale – aapake ladake ka kya naam hai ladake vaale – hamaara goo, sabaka goo, jaggoo… teechar : naalaayak padh le kabhee tune apanee koee buk khol ke dekhee hai…??? sanjoo : haan main roz kholata hoon ek buk…!! teechar : kaun see…? sanjoo : phesabuk.. teechar ne chhaatron se puchha…!!! teechar : ek baat batao, tum padhaee mein dhyaan kyon nahin dete…??? chhaatr : kyonki padhaee sirph do vajahon se kee jaatee hai.! 1st dar se, 2nd shauk se…!! aur, phaalatoo ke shauk ham rakhate nahin aur darate to kisee ke baap se nahin.


ek aadamee kisee chollaigai ke toilait mein gaya…, andar toyalet seet par baitha to saamane divaar par likha hua dekha: – “itana jor aagar padhaee mein lagaata to, too aaj kisee achchhee seet par baitha hota” ek naaree ka bhaavuk sandesh main ek betee hoon, main ek bahan hoon, main ek beevee hoon, main ek maan bhee hoon par khabaradaar jo kisee ne aantee bola to. ” galatafahamee kee intaha to dekho… patnee, pati se naaraaz hokar baat naheen kar rahee aur sochatee hai vah pati ko ” saja ” de rahee hai . dochtor: “haan bataiye, kya takaleeph hai?” ladakee: “ultiyaan ho rahee hain…” dochtor: “kya khaaya tha?” ladakee: “pyaar mein dhokha..!! wifai- mai ghar chhod kar ja rahee hu hus:- mai bhee nirmal baaba ke paas ja raha hu wifai:- mujhe maagane ke lie ? hus- nahee bataane ke lie kee krpa aanee shuroo ho gayee hai santa: tera bhaee aajakal kya kar raha hai??? banta: ek dukaan kholee thee, par ab jel mein hai! santa: vo kyon??? banta: dukaan hathode se kholee thee! ladakee ka pita : ha to ladaka karata kya he ? ladake ka pita : eyaratel mein kastamaraker ophisar he jee ladakee : in sort poora din gaaliya khaata he


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