Me tumko chod ke ja rha hu

Me tumko chod ke ja rha hu

Interview– main tumase sirph ek hee savaal poochhoonga, batao jindagee mein kya khoya hai aur kya paaya hai ? smart ladaka – sar jisase mithaee banatee hai vo khoya hai aur jo chaarapaee mein laga hota hai vo paaya hai… intaravyooar behosh hote hote bacha !!!
Teacher – sanjoo yamuna nadee kahon bahatee hai ? sanjoo – jameen par Teacher – nakshe mein bataon kahon bahatee hai ? sanjoo – nakshe mein kaise bah sakatee hai, naksha gal nahin jaega varma jee vakeel se : mujhe apani patnee se talaak chaahie , vo pichhale 6 maheene se mujhase baat nahin kar rahee vakeel : ek baar achhi tarah se soch lo , aisee patnee baar baar nahin milatee
patnee (gusse mein ): main ghar chhod kar ja rahee hoon … pati (gusse mein ): haan “jaan ” chhodo ab patnee : bas aapakee yahee “jaan ” kahane kee aadat na hamesha mujhe rok letee hai barasaat ke is suhaane mausam mein singal – sapane dekhate hai

chupal– datai karate hai
shaadeeshuda : ye kapade kahaan sookhane daaloon ?
  • Patni : tum koee bhee kaam dhang se nahin karate ho ? pati : ab kya hua ? kya kar diya aisa mainne ? patni : tumane jo kal chylindair lagaaya tha pati : haan lagaaya tha Patni : pata nahin kaise lagaaya kal se do baar doodh ubala donon baar hee doodh phat gaya pati : tum har baat par hamesha mera-mera karatee ho, tumhen hamaara kaihn chaahie patni kuchh dhoondh rahee hotee hai alamaaree mein…. pati : kya dhoondh rahee ho ? Patni : hamaara peteekot

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