Pappu kee gaadee keechad me phans gaee.

bantoo: – vetar, aisee chaay pilao jise peekar man jhoom uthe aur badan naachane lage…!!! vetar: – sar hamaare yahaan bhains ka doodh aata hai, naagin ka nahin… usaka gussa aise nikala – are o pen draiv ke dhakkan, paidaishee airror, virus ke bachche, aixchail kee chorrupt filai, aisa chlichk maaroongee ki zameen se dailaitai ho kar…, kabr mein install ho jaayega…! samajhe.. pahala dost: kal main jab raat ko baatharoom karane gaya to vahaan bhoot tha doosara dost: to phir kiya hua? pahala dost: kuchh nahin mainne us se bol diya ki pahale tum kar lo. hamaaree to vaise hee nikal gaee hain..

hospital ke baahar ek bord laga tha, ilaaj ka 1000 roopaye /- baniye ka ilaaj maatr 100 roopaye /- pandit: – hamaara ilaaj itana mahanga, baniye ka sasta kyon…? doktar: – kyonki baniye ke ilaaj mein kharcha hee nahin aata…!!! pandit: kaise…?? doktar: koee baniya behosh ho, use 10 rupaya sungha deta hoon vo hosh mein aa jaata hai..

pappu kee gaadee keechad me phans gaee…tappu: – kya hua pappu…?? pappu: – gaadee phans gaee yaar ab intajaar kar raha hoon…!!! tappu: – kisaka…??? pappu: – nirama vaalee teen auraton ka.. raamoo: – tujhe do ladakiyaan prapoj karen to too kisase shaadee karega…?? shyaamoo: – main donon kee kushtee karavaoonga aur jo haaregee usase shaadee karoonga…!!! raamoo: haaranevaalee se kyon…?? shyaamoo: – kyonki shaadee ke baad vah mujhe kam peetegee….! ladaka: – kya kar rahee ho…? ladakee: mel nikaal rahee hoon…!! ladaka: kab se nahin nahaee…??? ladakee: – ee-mel nikaal rahee hoon kutte.

maastar: chalo bachcho mujhe kavita aur nibandh mein antar batao…!!! pappoo: garlaphrend ke munh se nikala ek shabd bhee kavita ke samaan hota hai aur patnee ke munh se nikala ek hee shabd nibandh ke samaan hota hai…

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