Santa Doctor Ke Pass Gya

1.  Patni ghabarahat me pati ko office fon krke puchhti hai…..
Patni- aji, kaha ho aap? 
Pati- office me hu, kya hua? 
Patni- kuch nhi, meri bahan bhag gyi hai kisi ke sath, isliye puchha!! 
2.   Khana khane baithe pati ne patni ko awaj lagai….
Pati- sunti ho bhagavan…  
Ye jo tumne sabji banayi hai, ise kya kahte hai? 
Patni- kyu, kisliye puchh rhe ho? 
Pati- are mujhse bhi swarg me puchha jayega 
‘ kya khake mare the’ !! 
3.  Jo ladkiyan school me hamse bat tak nhi karti thi, 
 Vo aj facebook par message karti hai nice pice! 
Are pagal school me andhi thi kya…..??!!

4.  Soch rha hu ki dil par bhi gorilla glass lagva du….
Tutega to glass tutega dil to nhi….
5. Ek pagal apne hath me sigaret chhupate hue….
Pahla- batao mere hath me kya hai?? 
Dusra pagal- relagadi …
Pahla- tumhe kaise pata chala?? 
Dusra- maine dhua nikalta hua dekh liya tha.

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