Yar Apni Patni Ka Dil Kese Jetu

1.  Opration ke bad peshant bola
 Peshant- doctor sahab, kya main ab rog mukt hu? 
Samne se jawab mila….
“Beta, doctor sahab to dharti pr he reh gye,
Main to chitragupt hu” 
2.  Jo patni apne pati se darti hai vo sidhe swarg me jati hai or jo nhi darti uske liye dharti par he swarg hai….
3.  Ek vidhwa aurat pension ka form bharne gayi….
Adhikari- kitna samay ho gya hai apke pati ko gujare ? 
Mahila- vo to abhi ghr par hai
Adhikari- fir form kyu bhr rhi ho aap? 
Mahila- sahab, sarkari kam me samay to lagta hai na! 
Jab tak hoga, tab tak mar he jayenge ….!!!

4.  Ek baba gyan de rhe the….
Jannat me jana hai to maa ke pair daba kar soya kro…
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Fir chahe maa apki ho ya bacho ki….
Koi fark nhi padta!!!!
5.  Pappu- chai patti or pati me kya samanta hai jante ho….?
Gappu- nhi… tum he bata do!
Pappu- dono ke he bhagya me jalna or unka likha hai…
Or vo bhi aurto ke he hatho…..!!!!!

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