Ye btao delhi kha he jokes in hindi

Ye btao delhi kha he jokes in hindi
Jokes in Hindi

adhyaapak -tum bade murkh ho baalak , mai tumhaaree umr me achchhee tarah kitaab padh leta tha | chhaatr – shreemaan aapako achchha maastar mil gaya hoga? adhyaapak ne kapil se kaha – jo kaam tumane nahin kiya , usake lie tumhen saja nahin dee jaegee | kapil – dhanyavaad sar ! aaj mein homavark karana bhool gaya Hoon 

Jokes in hindi phakeer- aapake padosee ne pet bhar kar khaana khilaaya hai, aap bhee kuchh khilao. chintu- ye lo haajamola. adhyaapak ( chhaatron se ) – agar nyootan ped ke neeche nahin baithate aur unake sir ke oopar seb nahin girata to gurutvaakarshan ka siddhaant hamen kaise pata chalata | chhaatr – sar ! bilakul sahee kaha aapane , agar nyootan hamaaree tarah klaas mein baithakar isee tarah kitaab padh rahe hote to vo bhee koee aavishkaar nahin kar paate | Jokes in Hindi sangeet ke adhyaapak ne apane ek chhaatr se poochha- tum kis taal ke vishay mein adhik jaanate ho ? chhaatr ne turant uttar diya – sar ! mein hadataal ke vishay mein adhik jaanata hun | gaanv ka vah shaayar premee bechaara bada hee sharmeela tha jab usaka prem shahar kee ek chanchal yuvatee se ho gaya , to sab ko hairaanee thee ki vah kaise usake saamane vivaah ka prastaav rakhega | baad mein maaloom pada , usane yuvatee se is roop mein kaha – noorajahaan , mere ghar ke logon ke saath daphanaaya jaana tum pasand karogee kya ? adhyaapak – bolo bachchon ganga nadee patiyaala se nikalatee hai | bhaavana (chhaatra ) – sar nahin ganga nadee patiyaala se nahin nikalatee | prinsipal – mahoday aap bhee kaise adhyaapak hai | ganga nadee patiyaala se nahin gangotree se nikalatee hai |

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