Ye meri uniform he sale berojgar

1. premee – kya tum jaanatee ho ki…. sangeet mein itanee shakti hotee hai ki paanee garam ho sakata hai. 
premika – haan jaroor, kyon nahin. jab tumhaara gaana sun kar mera khoon khaul sakata hai, to paanee kyon nahin?😫😜😂😂😂😂😂
2. ladaka : ek hee kapade pahan ke roj ghoomatee ho ajeeb nahin lagata ? 😊😊
ladakee : ye meree ophis yooniphaarm hai saale berojagaar …😁😁😁😁
3.ladakee: jaanoo, batao jab main hansatee hoon to kaisee lagatee hoon?
 ladaka: aise lagata hai jaise, nokiya 1100 haing ho gaya ho. 

4. ladakee: main shaadee ke baad tumhaare sab duhkh baant lungee.😊😊😊 
ladaka: par main dukhee kahaan hoon?
 ladakee: main shaadee ke baad kee baat kar rahee hoon.😁😁😁😁


5. premika- hailo! kahaan ho? 
premee – moteevet kar raha hoon. 
premika- kise? 
premee – kise kya matalab? tera vet kar raha hoon ek ghante se .. motee!😁😁😁

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