patnee : ajee sunate ho – ab mahilaon ko bhee
ab shani mandir mein pravesh ka adhikaar mil gaya hai.
pati : bahut badhiya hua, ab shani dev ko bhee
maaloom padega ki saadhesaatee kise kahate hain.
ladakee gipht kee dookaan mein – kaaphee der gipht dekhane ke baad
ek gipht kee taraph ishaara karate hue poochha
ye hansatee huee chudail kitane kee hai ?
dukaanadaar- maidam jee ye aaeena hai
ek aurat kok pee rahee thee usamen ek machchhar gir gaya
aurat ne use nikaala to machchhar bola, “maa!”
aurat: toone mujhe maan kyon kaha?
machchhar: main teree kok se nikala hoon, maa.
ankal : beta kya karate ho? ladaka : naaree sammaan seva par kaam kar raha hoon ankal : soshal varkar ho? ladaka : nahin ankal phesabuk par sab ladakiyon kee photo laik karata hoon.
. ek budhiya ka daamaad bahot kaala tha . saas : daamaad jee aap to 1 maheena yahaan ruko doodh, dahee khao . mauj karo aaraam se raho yahaan daamaad : are vaah saasu maan aaj bada pyaar aa raha hai mujh pe . saas : are pyaar vyaar kuchh nahin kalamuhe vo hamaaree bhains ka bachcha mar gaya , kam se kam tumhe dekh kar doogh to detee rahegee . ek chhota bachcha apanee daadee se daadee maan aap ten bol kar dikha sakateen hai mujhe ? daadee – ten.. bachcha – vaah daadee ek baar aur.. daadee – ten
.. bachcha – daadee aap to kamaal kee ten bolatee hain, ek baar mammee ko bhee bolakar dikhao na plzz ? daadee – kyon re teree maan ko kyon bolakar dikhaoon bata ? bachcha – neeche mammee apanee saheliyon se kah rahee thee. ye budhiya pata naheen kab ten bolegee ? ek ladakee apanee sahelee se bolee: bahan yah hasabaind aakhir hota kya hai sahelee – bahan ye ek vishesh prakaar ka baind hai jise belan se hee bajaaya jaata hai, sabase khaas baat yah hai ki isakee aavaaj ghar ke andar tak hee rahatee hai aur to aur itana bajaane ke baad bhee yah hansata hee rahata hai.
patnee ne naya phon liya.. aur apane pati ko sarapraij dene ke lie kichan mein jaakar phon kiya.. patnee- kaise ho jaanoo. pati- helo, daarlig baad mein fon karata hoon, abhee vo chudail kichan mein hai..
ankal : beta kya karate ho? ladaka : naaree sammaan seva par kaam kar raha hoon ankal : soshal varkar ho? ladaka : nahin ankal phesabuk par sab ladakiyon kee photo laik karata hoon.
. ek budhiya ka daamaad bahot kaala tha . saas : daamaad jee aap to 1 maheena yahaan ruko doodh, dahee khao . mauj karo aaraam se raho yahaan daamaad : are vaah saasu maan aaj bada pyaar aa raha hai mujh pe . saas : are pyaar vyaar kuchh nahin kalamuhe vo hamaaree bhains ka bachcha mar gaya , kam se kam tumhe dekh kar doogh to detee rahegee . ek chhota bachcha apanee daadee se daadee maan aap ten bol kar dikha sakateen hai mujhe ? daadee – ten.. bachcha – vaah daadee ek baar aur.. daadee – ten
.. bachcha – daadee aap to kamaal kee ten bolatee hain, ek baar mammee ko bhee bolakar dikhao na plzz ? daadee – kyon re teree maan ko kyon bolakar dikhaoon bata ? bachcha – neeche mammee apanee saheliyon se kah rahee thee. ye budhiya pata naheen kab ten bolegee ? ek ladakee apanee sahelee se bolee: bahan yah hasabaind aakhir hota kya hai sahelee – bahan ye ek vishesh prakaar ka baind hai jise belan se hee bajaaya jaata hai, sabase khaas baat yah hai ki isakee aavaaj ghar ke andar tak hee rahatee hai aur to aur itana bajaane ke baad bhee yah hansata hee rahata hai.
patnee ne naya phon liya.. aur apane pati ko sarapraij dene ke lie kichan mein jaakar phon kiya.. patnee- kaise ho jaanoo. pati- helo, daarlig baad mein fon karata hoon, abhee vo chudail kichan mein hai..
Ek aurat kok pee rahee thee usamen ek machchhar gir gya.
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