Beta teri koi Girlfriend hai

Beta teri koi girlfriend hai

तारक मेहता का पूरा Episode देखने के सबसे लिए नीचे जाईये।

1. Gayal pati hospital mai me bharti krate hi

Doctor ne Patni ko bulakar puch 

Pesent ka mediclem hai, jis se ilaj acha ho

Aor aap kharch ki chinta na ho 

Patni - Doctor shab , ilaj vilaj medicalem 

Chodiye LIC hai, us per dyan dijeye...

2. Pati aor patni ek kue ke pass gye,

Jha sika dalne se man ki murad puri ho jati hai thi.

Phele pati sikka dala, phir patni jase sika dalne gyi to..

Per phisal gya or kue me gir gyi .....

Pati ki aakho mai aashu aagye,

Uper dekhte hue bola he bhagvan, 

Itni jaldi sun li.....

3. Ladki- janu aaj teddy dey hai

Tum teddy leker kub aaoge.

Ladka - Me aarha hu aate aate saam ho jaye gi.

Ladki- ku

Ladka - pedal aarha hu na 

Ladki - Pedal ku auto se aao na

Ladka - Are kal tumne hi kha tha na dire dire se meri jindgi mai aana.

4. Motu ne apne dost patlu se kha, 

Itna mitha mitha bolti hai padosan,

Kasem se suger ho gyi hai.

Patlu ne pucha, phir kase kantrol karte ho?

Motu - Bola vo to suker hai bivi ka kadva kadva bol ke belence karti hai.

5. Student techer se - Miss kal aapne mujhe call kiya tha kya ...

Teacher - Nhi to..

Student - kamal hai.. mere phon per likha tha miss call.

6. ek dukhiyaara pati beevee kee daant sunakar baahar nikala aur ek kutte ke paas jaakar baith gaya… phir kutte se bola – tujhamen aur mujhamen sirph do pairon ka hee phark hai, baakee haalaat ek jaise hee hain…!!! pita – beta teree koee girlfriend hai? beta – nahin pita – beta aajakal to sabakee koee na koee garlaphrend hotee hai, thoda soshal bano. beta (sharamaate hue) – haan paapa, ek hai! phir pita ne jamakar koota aur kaha – haraamakhor, tabhee ko phel ho raha hai too…!!! pati – pata hai, videshon mein talaak lena bahut aasaan hai! patnee – jaanatee hoon, tabhee to vahaan kee ladakiyaan shaadee ke samay rotee nahin hain…!!! maan (apane bete se) – tera phon aaya tha, vo poochh rahee thee mera bachcha kaisa hai? beta pareshaan… phir maan bolee – sach-sach bata… too kisee aur ko bhee maan bolane laga hai kya…!!! ek skootar ke aage ‘praiss’ likha hua tha. mainne poochha kis akhabaar mein kaam karate ho? skootar vaala bola : saahab dhobee hoon , sosaeetee mein kapade prais karata hoon .

teechar – sanjoo yamuna nadee kahon bahatee hai ? sanjoo – jameen par teechar – nakshe mein bataon kahon bahatee hai ? sanjoo – nakshe mein kaise bah sakatee hai, naksha gal nahin jaega sonoo nigam : subah -subah meree neend aazaan se khulatee hai paakistaanee : khushanaseeb ho bhaee jaan , hamaaree to bam dhamaake se khulatee hai dukaanadaar : kaisa soot dikhaoon ? mahila : padosan tadap – tadap kar

ladakee vaale: kitana kama lete ho

main: is maheene 2 karod kamae

ladakee vaale: phir kya kiya?

main: phir ‘teen pattee’ aip haing ho gaya.

patnee (gusse mein) : main ghar chhodakar ja rahee hoon

pati : theek hai, main nirmal baaba ke paas ja raha hoon

patnee (muskuraate hue) : kyon? mujhe vaapas paane ke lie praarthana karoge?

pati : nahin, bataane ja raha hoon ki krpa aane lagee

ek saphal pati banane ke lie tip ( apanee risk par )

beevee: main poora ghar sambhaalatee hoon, kichan sambhaalatee hoon,

bachchon ko sambhaalatee hoon. tum kya karate ho ??

pati: main khud ko sambhaalata hoon.

tumhaaree nasheelee aankhen dekhakar..

beevee: hat! chalo batao aaj kya

banaoon tumhaaree pasand ka ?

prashn : pahale annda aaya ya murgee ?

uttar : sabase pahale chakhana aaya phir anda.

aur baad mein murgee aaee phir 2 biyar aur aaee.

laast mein bil aaya..

sanee liyone komedee naits vith kapil mein aayee

to ek darshak ne kaha “main aapaka bahut bada prashanshak hoon.

mainne aapakee saaree philmen dekhee hai. kya main aapake saath aapakee

film ka ek step kar sakata hoon.”

is par siddhoo ne kaha – “guru, har peela phool aam nahin hota,

har seeta ka pati raam nahin hota.

thodee jeb dheelee karo aur uthao hotal ka kharcha,

kyoki ye vo step hai jo khule aam nahin hota. thoko taalee.

patni pati se : kal aap mujhe neend me gaaliyaan de rahe the . pati : kya kaha . patni : kal maine achchhee tarah se suna, aap neend me mujhe gaaliyaan de rahe the . pati : nahin aapakee galataphahamee hai . patni : kya galataphahamee ? pati : ke mai soya tha ! reeto – suna hai kee svarg me patee aur patnee ko saath-saath nahee rahane dete.. aisa kyon ? santa – are pagalee isee lie to use svarg kahate Hai. sharma jee apane padosee ke ghar pahunche aur bole- dekhie aapake ladake ne mere kamare ka sheesha eent maarakar tod diya. padosee (sharma jee se)- aap usakee harakato par dhyaan mat deejie vah to paagal hai. sharma jee (padosee se) – to phir apane makaan ka sheesha kyon nahin todata? padosee (sharma jee se)- kyonki vah itana paagal bhee nahin hai

maan (bete se)- ‘tumhaara ophis mein kaam kaisa chal raha hai?‘ beta (maan se)- ‘mere neeche 25 aadamee kaam karate hai.‘ maan – ‘to kya too abhee se aphasar ho gaya?‘ beta- maan, ‘main oopar kee manjil mein kaam karata hoon.

ek sharaabee chhat par se neeche gir gaya sab log aae aur poochhane lage kee kya hua. sharaabee: pata nahin bhaee main bhee jast abhee neeche aaya hoon. patnee: ajee sunate ho? upar se vah baig utaar dena! mera haath kuchh chhota pad raha hai.. pati: to jabaan se try kar le…. pati ichu mein hai….

mahila: bhaiya sahee ret lagao ham hamesha yahee se saamaan le jaate hai dukaanadaar:bhagavaan se daro bahanajee abhee kal hee is dukaan kee opaning huee hai

premika (premee se)- tum itane ghabaraaye kyon ho? premee (premika se)- mujhe ek vyakti kee or se dhamakee bhara khat mila hai ki mainne usakee patnee se milana nahin chhoda to vah mera khoon kar dega. premika (premee se)- to phir tum usakee patnee se milana kyon nahin chhod dete? premee (premika se)- par dhamakee bhara khat gumanaam vyakti ne likha hai. main kaise jaan sakata hoon ki usakee patnee kaun hai?