Me tumko chod ke ja rha hu

Interview– main tumase sirph ek hee savaal poochhoonga, batao jindagee mein kya khoya hai aur kya paaya hai ? smart ladaka – sar jisase mithaee banatee hai vo khoya hai aur jo chaarapaee mein laga hota hai vo paaya hai… intaravyooar behosh hote hote bacha !!!
Teacher – sanjoo yamuna nadee kahon bahatee hai ? sanjoo – jameen par Teacher – nakshe mein bataon kahon bahatee hai ? sanjoo – nakshe mein kaise bah sakatee hai, naksha gal nahin jaega varma jee vakeel se : mujhe apani patnee se talaak chaahie , vo pichhale 6 maheene se mujhase baat nahin kar rahee vakeel : ek baar achhi tarah se soch lo , aisee patnee baar baar nahin milatee
patnee (gusse mein ): main ghar chhod kar ja rahee hoon … pati (gusse mein ): haan “jaan ” chhodo ab patnee : bas aapakee yahee “jaan ” kahane kee aadat na hamesha mujhe rok letee hai barasaat ke is suhaane mausam mein singal – sapane dekhate hai

chupal– datai karate hai

shaadeeshuda : ye kapade kahaan sookhane daaloon ?

• Patni : tum koee bhee kaam dhang se nahin karate ho ? pati : ab kya hua ? kya kar diya aisa mainne ? patni : tumane jo kal chylindair lagaaya tha pati : haan lagaaya tha Patni : pata nahin kaise lagaaya kal se do baar doodh ubala donon baar hee doodh phat gaya pati : tum har baat par hamesha mera-mera karatee ho, tumhen hamaara kaihn chaahie patni kuchh dhoondh rahee hotee hai alamaaree mein…. pati : kya dhoondh rahee ho ? Patni : hamaara peteekot