Beta Tumhare Ghar Mai Sabse Chota Kon Hai

1. Master ji- batao, kutta puchh kyu hilata hai? 

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Pappu- kyuki puchh me itni takat nhi hoti ki vo kutte ko hila sake....!!!!!

2.  * Ek pati ke suvichar*

Kash tum shakkar hoti

Kabhi to mitha bolti

* Ek patni ke suvichar*

Kash tum adrak hote

Kasam se, jee bhar ke kutti.

3.  Ladki- kya kar rhe ho?

Ladka- machhar mar rha hu!

Ladki- kitne mate?

Ladka- panch mare, teen female or do male!

Ladki- kaise pata chala ki male kon hai or female kon?

Ladka- teen aayine par baithe the or bear ke paas...!!!