1.Mahila Cashier - Mujhe 1 month ki chuti chaiye kyu ki mujh asa lag rha hai ki
Meri sundarta kuch kam ho gayi hai.
Bank Manager:- Kya matlab ☺️☺️
Mahila Cashier:- Purushon ne paise gin kar
Lene suru kar diye hai.
2. Hindi teacher papu se
Sali aadhi ghar wali hoti hai is ka arth btao
Papu:- Sir ye vo sceem hai dulhe ko btayi jati hai.....
Par di kabhi nhi jati.
3. Svari - kese Driver ho ..
Dhik se auto clana bi nhi aata.
Auto wala - sorry madam aaj hi aaya hu...
Mai jet airvej me pailet tha.
4. Teacher - Beta koi pyar wali sayri sunao
Student - Mota merta moti pe, bhukha merta roti pe,
Master ji ki hai 2 beti, aor me marta hu choti pe...
Teacher behosh.
5. Biwi - kal jo bhikhari aaya tha bhut kamina hai.
Pati - Ku ?
Biwi - Kal usko khana diya tha aor aaj mujhko kitab dekar gya hai
Khana bnana sikho
साली आधी घरवाली इस मुहावरे का अर्थ बताओ।
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