Gayal Pati Hospital Mai Me Bharti Krate

1. Gayal pati hospital mai me bharti krate hi

Doctor ne Patni ko bulakar puch 

Pesent ka mediclem hai, jis se ilaj acha ho

Aor aap kharch ki chinta na ho 

Patni - Doctor shab , ilaj vilaj  medicalem 

Chodiye LIC hai, us per dyan dijeye...

2. Pati aor patni ek kue ke pass gye,

Jha sika dalne se man ki murad puri ho jati hai thi.

Phele pati  sikka dala, phir patni jase sika dalne gyi to..

Per phisal gya or kue me gir gyi .....

Pati ki aakho mai aashu aagye,

Uper dekhte hue bola he bhagvan, 

Itni jaldi sun li.....

3. Ladki- janu aaj teddy dey hai

Tum teddy leker kub aaoge.

Ladka - Me aarha hu aate aate saam ho jaye gi.

Ladki- ku

Ladka - pedal aarha hu na 

Ladki - Pedal ku auto se aao na

Ladka - Are kal tumne hi kha tha na dire dire se meri jindgi mai aana.

4. Motu ne apne dost patlu se kha, 

Itna mitha mitha bolti hai padosan,

Kasem se suger ho gyi hai.

Patlu ne pucha, phir kase kantrol karte ho?

Motu - Bola vo to suker hai bivi ka kadva kadva bol ke belence karti hai.

5. Student techer se - Miss kal aapne mujhe call kiya tha kya ...

Teacher - Nhi to..

Student - kamal hai.. mere phon per likha tha miss call.